1 00:00:01,034 --> 00:00:03,128 26 burglaries in 13 days, 2 00:00:03,170 --> 00:00:05,036 all of them in your territory, 3 00:00:05,072 --> 00:00:07,268 and you don't know anything about it! 4 00:00:09,176 --> 00:00:11,042 Hold it! Hold it right there! 5 00:00:11,078 --> 00:00:13,445 We checked on the bad guys, maybe it's a good guy. 6 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:16,075 Get back! Willy, I love you! 7 00:00:16,116 --> 00:00:18,642 Then you're my friend? You get me out of here. 8 00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:21,018 Please save him, Your Honor. Please. 9 00:01:50,711 --> 00:01:52,703 Goodbye, Gypsy. 10 00:02:12,532 --> 00:02:15,092 Shiller: Another one here. 11 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:18,196 Here, here, here! 12 00:02:18,238 --> 00:02:20,798 And there, and there, right? 13 00:02:21,008 --> 00:02:22,442 Am I keeping you awake, Baretta? 14 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:24,445 No, sir. No, not at all. 15 00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:27,414 26 burglaries in 13 days, 16 00:02:27,447 --> 00:02:29,416 and all of them in your territory, 17 00:02:29,449 --> 00:02:31,350 and you don't know anything about it. 18 00:02:31,385 --> 00:02:34,184 I thought you were keeping your ear to the ground, Baretta? 19 00:02:34,221 --> 00:02:36,156 My ear ain't been working too good lately. 20 00:02:36,189 --> 00:02:39,023 What? 21 00:02:39,059 --> 00:02:42,120 That's why I thought I might just... 22 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:43,755 I took the weekend off 23 00:02:43,797 --> 00:02:46,767 on account of my concentration was just going bejork. 24 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:48,496 So, when my cousin, uh... 25 00:02:48,535 --> 00:02:52,097 Came in town from... I thought it was a good idea... 26 00:02:52,139 --> 00:02:54,768 Another of the cousins, eh, Baretta? 27 00:02:54,808 --> 00:02:58,301 Yes, the Baretta family has been said to be so large 28 00:02:58,345 --> 00:03:00,439 that hand in hand, they could do 29 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:03,040 a water ballet around the island of Capri. 30 00:03:03,083 --> 00:03:04,984 Tell me, Baretta, where do you... 31 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:08,284 where do you find the strength for all these cousins? 32 00:03:08,321 --> 00:03:10,313 Oh, you should have seen this one... 33 00:03:10,357 --> 00:03:12,622 I don't always have the strength, sir, 34 00:03:12,659 --> 00:03:15,595 which is why I had to rest up, take a nap this morning. 35 00:03:15,629 --> 00:03:18,064 That's where you were this morning, in bed? 36 00:03:18,098 --> 00:03:20,533 Right... but I was thinking! 37 00:03:20,567 --> 00:03:23,298 I was thinking. And as a matter of fact, boss, 38 00:03:23,336 --> 00:03:25,100 it occurs to me that 39 00:03:25,138 --> 00:03:27,107 you shouldn't be involved with this, 40 00:03:27,140 --> 00:03:30,235 'cause we're just dealing with... petty theft is all. 41 00:03:30,277 --> 00:03:32,143 Petty theft? 42 00:03:32,179 --> 00:03:34,045 It happens to... 43 00:03:34,081 --> 00:03:37,210 It happens to add up to $12,000, 44 00:03:37,250 --> 00:03:39,515 in my book, that is grand larceny! 45 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:41,545 Right! 46 00:03:41,588 --> 00:03:44,820 Right! Well, that's... 47 00:03:45,025 --> 00:03:47,426 Time to wake up and tend to business here. 48 00:03:47,461 --> 00:03:50,021 Let me see now. In my area, 49 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:53,500 by the simple use of deductive logic, 50 00:03:53,533 --> 00:03:55,502 it would seem to me that considering 51 00:03:55,535 --> 00:03:57,470 the elements that we're dealing with here, 52 00:03:57,504 --> 00:04:00,599 television sets, radios, typewriters, 53 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:03,371 flashlights, pencil sharpeners, 54 00:04:03,410 --> 00:04:05,538 there's only one simple conclusion, 55 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:08,481 and that would be... juvenile delinquency. 56 00:04:08,515 --> 00:04:10,074 Baretta... 57 00:04:10,117 --> 00:04:13,110 I don't want your deductive logic. 58 00:04:13,153 --> 00:04:15,281 I want you to get on this thing, 59 00:04:15,322 --> 00:04:18,087 and I want you to wrap it up... fast! 60 00:04:18,125 --> 00:04:21,220 Or I'm gonna have your... The best part of me in your soup tonight. 61 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:23,287 I understand that, boss. 62 00:04:23,330 --> 00:04:26,789 That being the case, I am going to take to the streets. 63 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,730 And, in order to prove my point, 64 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:30,738 I am going to return forthwith, 65 00:04:30,771 --> 00:04:32,740 not only with the culprits, 66 00:04:32,773 --> 00:04:35,140 but with one of my cutest cousins for you... 67 00:04:35,175 --> 00:04:37,998 Baretta! 68 00:04:38,078 --> 00:04:39,569 Out! I'm going, boss. I'm on my way. 69 00:04:39,613 --> 00:04:42,105 Hey, Tony, when are we gonna have that chili dog? 70 00:04:42,149 --> 00:04:44,641 Uh... Mimi, 71 00:04:44,684 --> 00:04:48,121 are you one of Baretta's cousins? 72 00:05:17,117 --> 00:05:20,178 Woman: Yes? Who? 73 00:05:20,220 --> 00:05:23,213 Who is it? Who is it? Boy: What is it? 74 00:05:23,256 --> 00:05:25,248 I don't know. 75 00:05:27,027 --> 00:05:28,996 It's a color TV. 76 00:05:29,029 --> 00:05:30,691 This is worth a lot of money. 77 00:05:30,730 --> 00:05:33,165 Who left it? I don't know, maybe it's stolen. 78 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:34,498 Let's get it inside. 79 00:05:34,534 --> 00:05:37,663 Hurry up. And call the others. 80 00:05:43,310 --> 00:05:45,302 I look you every night. 81 00:06:24,184 --> 00:06:26,346 "Now I lay me down to sleep, 82 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:29,117 I pray the Lord my soul to keep. 83 00:06:29,155 --> 00:06:31,181 If I should die before I wake, 84 00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:33,489 I pray the Lord my soul to take." 85 00:06:35,662 --> 00:06:38,723 Mom, I was a good boy today. 86 00:06:38,765 --> 00:06:42,031 I helped the poor people, 87 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:44,765 and they were happy, too. 88 00:06:44,804 --> 00:06:48,400 Tell Jesus about it. 89 00:06:48,441 --> 00:06:51,343 And Robin, too. 90 00:06:57,817 --> 00:07:00,184 Oh, I was a good boy. 91 00:07:04,457 --> 00:07:06,255 10. 92 00:07:06,293 --> 00:07:08,194 20. 93 00:07:08,228 --> 00:07:10,561 30. 94 00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:14,295 40¢ change. 10¢ a paper. 95 00:07:15,735 --> 00:07:17,567 So long, Willy. 96 00:07:33,486 --> 00:07:35,546 Hey, Willy! 97 00:07:35,588 --> 00:07:37,648 Stick 'em up and give me all your money. 98 00:07:37,691 --> 00:07:39,557 Tony! 99 00:07:39,592 --> 00:07:41,686 All right, go ahead. I'm ready. 100 00:07:41,728 --> 00:07:43,720 Ow! Ow! 101 00:07:45,131 --> 00:07:47,032 Ow! That's enough. You're hurting me. 102 00:07:47,067 --> 00:07:49,400 I don't want to do it no more. Come on, one, two! 103 00:07:49,436 --> 00:07:51,803 I ain't doing that. You'll hurt me. One, two! 104 00:07:52,005 --> 00:07:55,339 No, listen. If I bring a note from my doctor will you let me out? 105 00:07:55,375 --> 00:07:58,106 All right, wait till I'm ready, now. One... two! 106 00:07:58,144 --> 00:07:59,407 I'm not ready! Ow! 107 00:08:01,948 --> 00:08:04,110 You broke the socket! It don't work no more. 108 00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:06,278 You always let me win. I don't let you win. 109 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:07,947 You got a customer over there. 110 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:10,389 Listen, Willy, tonight I gotta go on the streets 111 00:08:10,423 --> 00:08:12,551 and catch some punks stealing around here. 112 00:08:12,592 --> 00:08:15,255 Do you want to feed Fred for me? Sure, I love Fred. 113 00:08:15,295 --> 00:08:17,230 You love everything. He's lonesome. 114 00:08:17,263 --> 00:08:20,028 You go see him, okay? I will. 115 00:08:20,066 --> 00:08:22,058 I especially love Fred. Yeah. 116 00:08:22,102 --> 00:08:24,697 Listen, don't read him no dirty books, okay? 117 00:08:44,057 --> 00:08:46,993 You better get your shoes on the street, 118 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:49,496 'cause this one's personal. 119 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:51,623 Somebody doing a whole lot of ripping off 120 00:08:51,664 --> 00:08:55,328 right around here on the home front and they're making me look bad. 121 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:57,997 Well, baby, you know it makes me look bad, too, 122 00:08:58,038 --> 00:09:00,098 if it's happening on the home front. 123 00:09:00,140 --> 00:09:02,609 If there's any stealing to be done on the home front, 124 00:09:02,642 --> 00:09:05,077 it's gonna be yours truly doing the stealing. 125 00:09:08,348 --> 00:09:11,045 It sounds to me like you're talking 126 00:09:11,084 --> 00:09:13,952 in my $20 ear since it's so personal. 127 00:09:13,987 --> 00:09:17,549 Uh-uh, I'm talking right to your $10 black heart. 128 00:09:17,590 --> 00:09:20,219 I'm telling you get on the streets 129 00:09:20,260 --> 00:09:23,094 'cause come sun up, somebody's gonna go to the slams. 130 00:09:23,129 --> 00:09:25,655 And you're starting to look better all the time. 131 00:09:25,698 --> 00:09:28,133 Smoke that. What you talking about, man 132 00:09:28,168 --> 00:09:31,104 Baby, don't nobody coop the Rooster, you know that. 133 00:09:31,137 --> 00:09:33,538 Take me off the street? My folks won't have it. 134 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,166 We'll tear that place down. 135 00:09:35,208 --> 00:09:37,473 Dude talking about putting the man in the slam. 136 00:09:37,510 --> 00:09:39,638 Ain't this a trip? 137 00:09:39,679 --> 00:09:42,615 I mean they ain't built the racks that can hold me. 138 00:09:42,649 --> 00:09:45,244 Backing up the Rooster. Ain't no way! 139 00:09:45,285 --> 00:09:48,449 You know ain't no way, baby. Play with that for a while. 140 00:09:48,488 --> 00:09:51,117 Talk to your mama about that 'cause she'll... 141 00:09:51,157 --> 00:09:54,127 You see, that's Friar Tuck 142 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:56,561 fighting with Robin Hood about going over the bridge. 143 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:59,088 And that's Sherwood Forest 144 00:09:59,132 --> 00:10:02,296 where they all go to hide, after they do something. 145 00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:08,503 You know, my mom wouldn't like Tony to be out this late. 146 00:10:09,642 --> 00:10:11,611 Come on. 147 00:10:11,644 --> 00:10:13,636 Let's get some more snacks. 148 00:10:27,093 --> 00:10:29,085 Don't get tense, now. It's all right. 149 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:34,059 Well, hello there, mama. 150 00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:36,160 Are you traveling in harness, 151 00:10:36,202 --> 00:10:38,330 or are you single-o? 152 00:10:38,371 --> 00:10:40,397 I'm just passing through, cowboy. 153 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:42,375 Just passing through. 154 00:10:42,408 --> 00:10:44,206 Watch my beer for me 155 00:10:44,244 --> 00:10:46,679 'cause I got to tend to a little business. 156 00:10:48,047 --> 00:10:49,845 Aah. 157 00:10:50,049 --> 00:10:52,518 Then I'll be back to tend to a little business. 158 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:58,617 Come here, junkie. Relax, I just want to hit a few balls. 159 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:01,651 Why don't you ask your girlfriend here to take a cab? 160 00:11:01,694 --> 00:11:03,526 Wait for me at the bar. 161 00:11:09,202 --> 00:11:11,671 You're picking 'em bigger all the time, ain't you? 162 00:11:11,704 --> 00:11:14,674 You know, Candy, 163 00:11:14,707 --> 00:11:17,506 me and you been through this scene a lot of times. 164 00:11:17,544 --> 00:11:21,037 First I run you down, 165 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:23,106 and then I shake you down, 166 00:11:23,149 --> 00:11:27,280 and then I ask you to hit the streets, 167 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:29,482 and get a little info for me. 168 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:32,048 Yeah, but like I'm clean man. I got nothing on me. 169 00:11:32,091 --> 00:11:33,616 Shut up and listen, 170 00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:35,492 'cause you don't never make no sense. 171 00:11:37,130 --> 00:11:38,758 Come over here. 172 00:11:41,734 --> 00:11:44,067 Now, we're going to skip the first act 173 00:11:44,103 --> 00:11:46,698 and the second act and get right down to business. 174 00:11:46,739 --> 00:11:49,106 Somebody's been messing with my terrain. 175 00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:52,044 They've been stealing and breaking up things, 176 00:11:52,078 --> 00:11:53,774 and making me very tense. 177 00:11:53,813 --> 00:11:56,806 And I think it may be one of your folks, understand? 178 00:11:56,849 --> 00:11:59,250 One of your folks feeling lean and mean. 179 00:11:59,285 --> 00:12:01,516 So what I want you to do now, 180 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:03,523 is hit the streets, 181 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:06,082 and find that snowbird for me. 182 00:12:06,125 --> 00:12:08,094 Thanks. Come here! 183 00:12:08,127 --> 00:12:11,120 Don't thank me. 184 00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:13,463 I never met a man that I didn't like. 185 00:12:14,601 --> 00:12:18,060 But I don't like you. 186 00:12:21,708 --> 00:12:24,109 You better have something for me, partner, 187 00:12:24,143 --> 00:12:26,009 because I'm tired and bone dry. 188 00:12:26,045 --> 00:12:29,140 Hey, baby, ain't nothing out there but a black horizon, 189 00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:32,016 a pretty moon, and a bunch of bright little stars. 190 00:12:32,051 --> 00:12:34,452 Man, you mean to tell me a bunch of juvie punks 191 00:12:34,487 --> 00:12:37,457 are gonna box me in on my own turf? I'm gonna quit. 192 00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:40,119 There ain't nothing out there, man. 193 00:12:40,159 --> 00:12:42,424 Say, dig, man. Look here. 194 00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:45,432 You think this stuff makes me look too Indian? 195 00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:49,129 You look Indian, I'm Ryan O'Neal. 196 00:12:49,168 --> 00:12:51,296 Tee hee. 197 00:12:51,337 --> 00:12:53,670 That's okay. You go ahead and play Pocahontas. 198 00:12:53,706 --> 00:12:55,698 Just remember I'm the rainmaker. 199 00:12:55,742 --> 00:12:58,109 You don't come up with something pretty soon, 200 00:12:58,144 --> 00:13:00,511 I'm gonna cloud up and rain all over your skinny soul. 201 00:13:00,546 --> 00:13:02,640 You hear what I'm saying? Yeah, I hear you. 202 00:13:02,682 --> 00:13:05,151 All right. Talk that jobie, kimosabe. 203 00:13:05,184 --> 00:13:08,712 You'd give me an inferiority complex 204 00:13:08,755 --> 00:13:11,623 if I didn't have such a domineering personality. 205 00:13:11,658 --> 00:13:14,753 Get out of my car, domineering, and find something for me. 206 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,763 I hear you, paleface. 207 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:19,288 Always talking that hootchie kootchie. 208 00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:38,146 "And Friar Tuck said to Little John, 209 00:13:38,184 --> 00:13:40,653 'Give me your stave, 210 00:13:40,687 --> 00:13:43,088 and I will smote the knave. 211 00:13:43,122 --> 00:13:46,149 And he will smote. And we will all smote. "" 212 00:13:46,192 --> 00:13:48,252 What you dreaming about? Hi, Tony. 213 00:13:48,294 --> 00:13:50,354 Hey, looks like you guys 214 00:13:50,396 --> 00:13:52,456 had a little party here, huh? 215 00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:54,467 We had fun. 216 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,469 We waited for you... 217 00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:58,095 then we had snacks, too. 218 00:13:58,137 --> 00:14:00,163 I noticed that. You had 'em all. 219 00:14:00,206 --> 00:14:02,107 I made you a sandwich. 220 00:14:02,141 --> 00:14:05,134 Oh, yeah? Great. I ate it. 221 00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:08,444 Oh... well, 222 00:14:08,481 --> 00:14:11,508 that's all right. I gotta go on short rations anyway. 223 00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:13,179 The way things are going... 224 00:14:13,219 --> 00:14:15,347 I might need a job at your stand pretty soon. 225 00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:18,381 I do it, myself. 226 00:14:18,424 --> 00:14:22,020 No, no, I don't mean that. If I don't find these juvie delinqs that are 227 00:14:22,061 --> 00:14:25,031 bothering the neighborhood, Shiller's gonna can me. 228 00:14:25,064 --> 00:14:27,124 Then I'll need a little handout. 229 00:14:27,166 --> 00:14:29,260 You good for it? I'm your best friend. 230 00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:31,134 You know I'd take care of you. 231 00:14:31,170 --> 00:14:34,072 Attaboy! You're better than unemployment. 232 00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:36,269 You don't gotta stand in no lines either. 233 00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:38,403 Too bad you ain't a girl. 234 00:14:38,444 --> 00:14:41,004 It's in the morning! 235 00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:42,345 Yeah, I know it's morning. 236 00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:45,546 I got to open up soon, Tony. 237 00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:48,384 My mom never let me stay out this late. 238 00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:51,357 Get stroking, partner. Come on. 239 00:14:53,159 --> 00:14:56,152 Get that stand open. Handle the business. 240 00:14:56,195 --> 00:14:58,130 Be careful going home. 241 00:14:58,164 --> 00:15:00,133 And no dirty books. 242 00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:12,075 Well, it's morning already. 243 00:15:12,111 --> 00:15:15,013 No point in sleeping, right, Fred? 244 00:15:15,047 --> 00:15:18,040 Not when there's magic in the air. 245 00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:22,550 Give little "Ceciliarini" a call. 246 00:15:33,065 --> 00:15:35,125 Cecilia, my dove. 247 00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:38,002 'Tis is the Italian prince come to pay a call. 248 00:15:38,037 --> 00:15:40,597 What? Morning already? 249 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:43,576 Why, I hadn't noticed. My goodness, it certainly is. 250 00:15:48,314 --> 00:15:51,079 What the hell? No, no, not you. 251 00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:54,576 Hey, I got to call you back. I'll see you later. 252 00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:59,183 Okay, dummy, give us the money! Come on! 253 00:15:59,225 --> 00:16:01,524 Ow! That hurt me, mister. 254 00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:03,359 Get it out! 255 00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:05,422 Where are you going? 256 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,331 He's breaking my arm! 257 00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:12,599 Punk: Wait! 258 00:16:16,008 --> 00:16:18,136 Come on, man! 259 00:16:21,447 --> 00:16:24,076 Willy! Willy, listen... ow! 260 00:16:24,116 --> 00:16:26,085 They were hurting me! 261 00:16:26,118 --> 00:16:29,111 It's okay. You stay here. 262 00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:10,952 All right! Hold it right there! 263 00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:13,186 You want to fight with a cop? Come on! 264 00:18:13,225 --> 00:18:15,694 Put it down. Put it down! 265 00:18:15,728 --> 00:18:18,061 Get up there and spread 'em, both of you. 266 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,531 Spread 'em! 267 00:18:20,566 --> 00:18:22,057 Both arms, dummy! 268 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,399 I can't, it's broken. 269 00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:25,632 Get it out here where I can see it. 270 00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:29,266 What kind of chicken punks are you anyway? 271 00:18:29,308 --> 00:18:32,073 Trying to beat up a sweetheart like Willy. 272 00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:35,477 I could even forgive you for that, 273 00:18:35,514 --> 00:18:38,450 but with all the stealing you've been doing in the neighborhood, 274 00:18:38,484 --> 00:18:41,079 I'm gonna fry you, do you hear me? 275 00:18:42,088 --> 00:18:44,080 I've got you now. 276 00:18:45,992 --> 00:18:48,052 I finally got you. 277 00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:54,226 No, no, no, boss. I'm sure it's them. 278 00:18:54,266 --> 00:18:57,031 Listen, Baretta, don't tell me what's gotta be! 279 00:18:57,069 --> 00:18:59,038 In this office, we deal with reality. 280 00:18:59,071 --> 00:19:02,405 Both of them just got out of juvenile hall two days ago, 281 00:19:02,441 --> 00:19:04,103 and they were in there for six weeks. 282 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:07,705 You've still got an open case. Oh, boy. 283 00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:11,445 All right, I'll get back on it boss. I'll get back on it. 284 00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:15,251 Listen, what about that mongrel friend of yours? 285 00:19:15,287 --> 00:19:16,983 Willy? What about him? 286 00:19:17,023 --> 00:19:19,390 I saw that kid's arm, he mangled it. 287 00:19:19,425 --> 00:19:23,021 There were two guys after him with a knife. What would you have done? 288 00:19:23,062 --> 00:19:26,089 It doesn't matter what I would've done. 289 00:19:26,132 --> 00:19:28,692 I'll check with you later, boss. I'll get back on it. 290 00:19:28,734 --> 00:19:30,327 All right. Goodbye. 291 00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:33,230 Fred: Hello. 292 00:19:33,272 --> 00:19:36,242 Officer, are you hiding something? No. 293 00:19:36,275 --> 00:19:38,710 Hello. See, I'm a ventriloquist. 294 00:19:38,744 --> 00:19:41,179 You want to hear something else? 295 00:19:41,213 --> 00:19:43,648 Wasn't that good? I did it while I was smiling. 296 00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,709 That's great, right? 297 00:19:45,751 --> 00:19:48,118 Listen, I'm gonna get a mouthful of water, 298 00:19:48,154 --> 00:19:51,249 I'll show you a trick you never saw in your life. 299 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,186 Hello. 300 00:20:11,677 --> 00:20:13,612 Say, hello. Hello. 301 00:20:15,181 --> 00:20:17,207 Do the drunken chicken. Hello. 302 00:20:17,249 --> 00:20:21,016 No, do the drunken chicken. Chicken. 303 00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:24,046 Hey, what's the matter? Your friend came to see you. 304 00:20:24,090 --> 00:20:27,356 Sit over there. Eat the rest of his doughnut. 305 00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:30,090 Look at that, he's eating your doughnut. Look at that. 306 00:20:30,129 --> 00:20:33,725 Come on, Willy, put 'em up real good. 307 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:38,799 What's the matter, partner? 308 00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:41,501 What's the matter? I gotta get out of here. 309 00:20:41,540 --> 00:20:44,203 They want me to stay. 310 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:47,042 My mom says never to come to places like this. 311 00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:49,674 So you gotta get me out of here, you're my friend. 312 00:20:49,715 --> 00:20:52,241 I talked to the doctor. You're almost fine. 313 00:20:52,284 --> 00:20:55,083 They'll let you out pretty soon. I gotta go now. 314 00:20:55,121 --> 00:20:58,114 I don't want to stay no more. I got my stand. 315 00:20:58,157 --> 00:21:00,353 Hold up some fingers. 316 00:21:00,392 --> 00:21:02,327 Two. 317 00:21:04,530 --> 00:21:07,659 Four. Some more, Tony, come on. 318 00:21:10,669 --> 00:21:14,197 Seven! I get all of 'em straight. Right. 319 00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:16,709 So get me out of here. 320 00:21:16,742 --> 00:21:18,734 That ain't exactly in my department. 321 00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:21,805 We got to do what the doctor and these people say. 322 00:21:22,014 --> 00:21:23,778 Please, Tony? Please? 323 00:21:23,816 --> 00:21:26,285 It scares me here. 324 00:21:26,318 --> 00:21:29,083 I got my stand. I got my schedule. 325 00:21:30,689 --> 00:21:32,749 I need my own bed. 326 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:37,096 And they wouldn't let me say my prayers. 327 00:21:44,537 --> 00:21:46,563 You see that? 328 00:21:46,605 --> 00:21:49,439 When I say go, 329 00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:52,104 you're gonna go out through that door, 330 00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:55,478 down the stairs, get in Tony's car, and wait for me. 331 00:21:55,514 --> 00:21:58,416 You don't talk to nobody and you don't stop for nothing. 332 00:21:58,450 --> 00:22:01,215 I'll watch out for varlets and knaves too, 333 00:22:01,253 --> 00:22:03,188 because they got me into here. 334 00:22:03,222 --> 00:22:07,625 Yeah, listen, don't talk to nobody, okay? 335 00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:09,993 Ready? Go fast. 336 00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:14,997 Come here, nut. Come on. 337 00:22:16,302 --> 00:22:18,271 You, get ahead over there, 338 00:22:18,304 --> 00:22:21,604 and watch out for the varlets and the knaves and let's go. 339 00:22:35,821 --> 00:22:37,756 Hi, Father. 340 00:22:37,790 --> 00:22:40,453 Bless you, Tony, for coming so soon. 341 00:22:40,492 --> 00:22:42,290 My pleasure. 342 00:22:42,328 --> 00:22:44,729 If it's about my soul, maybe we better to wait 343 00:22:44,763 --> 00:22:47,426 for the weekend when we both got a little more time? 344 00:22:47,466 --> 00:22:50,061 This isn't in my department, this is in yours. 345 00:22:50,102 --> 00:22:51,798 Oh, terrific. Shoot. 346 00:22:51,837 --> 00:22:54,500 Some things have been stolen, right off the altar. 347 00:22:54,540 --> 00:22:58,102 One of our chalices, a candelabrum. 348 00:22:58,143 --> 00:22:59,839 And that's all? 349 00:23:00,045 --> 00:23:03,243 That's it. A chalise and a candelabra? 350 00:23:05,084 --> 00:23:07,053 Oh, boy. 351 00:23:07,086 --> 00:23:09,021 What kind of nuts am I dealing with here? 352 00:23:09,054 --> 00:23:11,182 They risk their lives to break into a place 353 00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:13,658 and they only steal a couple of things and they leave. 354 00:23:13,692 --> 00:23:16,025 I got the same MO going on all over the parish 355 00:23:16,061 --> 00:23:18,121 and I can't get a handle on it. 356 00:23:18,163 --> 00:23:20,029 You don't know anybody in the church 357 00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:21,795 you could put the finger on, Father? 358 00:23:22,001 --> 00:23:24,095 In the church? 359 00:23:24,136 --> 00:23:27,106 I already checked on all the bad guys, maybe it's a good guy. 360 00:23:52,097 --> 00:23:54,328 TV Announcer: "The Adventures of Robin Hood" 361 00:23:54,366 --> 00:23:56,232 And so we continue our month-long tribute 362 00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:58,737 to the many versions of the story of Robin Hood. 363 00:23:58,771 --> 00:24:00,672 We've presented the classic versions 364 00:24:00,706 --> 00:24:03,039 with Douglas Fairbanks and Errol Flynn. 365 00:24:03,075 --> 00:24:06,409 Tonight, the 1946 version with Cornel Wilde: 366 00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:09,005 "The Bandit of Sherwood Forest." 367 00:24:12,518 --> 00:24:14,384 Tony! Hi, Father. 368 00:24:14,420 --> 00:24:17,083 When I phoned Billy, I didn't realize you'd be here so soon. 369 00:24:17,122 --> 00:24:19,023 Mmm-mmm-mmm. 370 00:24:19,058 --> 00:24:21,027 Robbing the poor box. 371 00:24:21,060 --> 00:24:22,688 Same way, too. 372 00:24:22,728 --> 00:24:25,061 You take some and you leave some. 373 00:24:25,097 --> 00:24:27,464 It's the same MO. 374 00:24:27,499 --> 00:24:30,492 Just like the chalice and the candelabrum. 375 00:24:32,037 --> 00:24:34,097 You figured that out, huh? 376 00:24:34,139 --> 00:24:36,574 Maybe you can teach me a little of your racket. 377 00:24:38,243 --> 00:24:40,542 We ain't found no fingerprints so far, 378 00:24:40,579 --> 00:24:44,072 so I don't guess it's gonna do any good to dust this thing. 379 00:24:46,085 --> 00:24:48,111 Wait a minute. 380 00:24:49,355 --> 00:24:51,153 That ain't a coin. 381 00:24:51,190 --> 00:24:54,126 What's that? That, Father... 382 00:24:55,661 --> 00:24:58,256 that's either luck or fate... 383 00:24:59,665 --> 00:25:02,032 or it's one of your folks at work. 384 00:25:05,471 --> 00:25:08,100 Hey! Pretty boy. 385 00:25:08,140 --> 00:25:10,006 Tony! 386 00:25:10,042 --> 00:25:13,069 My mom always says, "Get at the dirt where you can't see it." 387 00:25:13,112 --> 00:25:15,104 Yeah. 388 00:25:16,048 --> 00:25:18,017 One, two, get 'em up. 389 00:25:18,050 --> 00:25:20,042 Wait a minute. Hold it! Look over here. 390 00:25:20,085 --> 00:25:22,486 My button. You lost your button. 391 00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:25,787 My mom used to sew 'em up but now Mrs. Bradley down the hall does it. 392 00:25:25,991 --> 00:25:29,052 One, two! Come on, let's go inside. 393 00:25:29,094 --> 00:25:31,029 You're acting funny. You know that, Tony. 394 00:25:31,063 --> 00:25:33,123 I haven't done nothing bad. 395 00:25:33,165 --> 00:25:34,793 I didn't say you done nothing bad. 396 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,697 We're friends, ain't we? What are we standing in the hall for? 397 00:25:47,212 --> 00:25:49,579 Everything in perfect shape. 398 00:25:49,615 --> 00:25:53,074 Beautiful. 399 00:25:53,118 --> 00:25:55,587 I remember your mother always used to say, 400 00:25:55,621 --> 00:25:59,251 "Everything in its place and a place for everything." 401 00:25:59,291 --> 00:26:01,089 I keep it nice, don't I? 402 00:26:01,126 --> 00:26:03,561 Yeah, yeah sure. 403 00:26:06,265 --> 00:26:11,734 Hey... honey boy, you wouldn't never... 404 00:26:11,770 --> 00:26:14,706 Steal something... 405 00:26:14,740 --> 00:26:17,039 Or do something like that would you, Willy? 406 00:26:17,076 --> 00:26:20,103 I mean, when we was kids, 407 00:26:20,145 --> 00:26:22,979 we did a lot of stealing and messing around, 408 00:26:23,015 --> 00:26:25,780 but it's different now. You know I'm a cop 409 00:26:25,984 --> 00:26:29,716 and if you stole something I'd have to come after you. 410 00:26:33,292 --> 00:26:35,488 Do you know how you lost that? 411 00:26:37,029 --> 00:26:38,998 Huh? 412 00:26:39,031 --> 00:26:41,091 Do you give money in the church on Sunday? 413 00:26:41,133 --> 00:26:42,999 In the poor box? 414 00:26:43,035 --> 00:26:46,005 Yeah, my mom says to give 50¢ on Friday, and a dollar 415 00:26:46,038 --> 00:26:47,506 in the collection on Sunday. 416 00:26:47,539 --> 00:26:49,531 A buck on Sunday, huh? 417 00:26:51,009 --> 00:26:53,103 That's where you lost it. 418 00:26:54,746 --> 00:26:56,715 Isn't it nice and neat in here? 419 00:26:56,748 --> 00:26:59,081 It's perfect. I do a good job by myself. 420 00:26:59,118 --> 00:27:02,714 Sure. My mom says to keep it neat and clean. 421 00:27:02,754 --> 00:27:05,155 It's neat enough. Plenty neat enough. 422 00:27:05,190 --> 00:27:07,352 I'd trade places with you anytime. 423 00:27:07,392 --> 00:27:10,123 If you threw in Fred too. 424 00:27:10,162 --> 00:27:13,098 Hey, throw in Fred. That's my bosom buddy. 425 00:27:13,132 --> 00:27:15,328 When we was in the Merchants, 426 00:27:15,367 --> 00:27:18,132 Fred used to go into bars when I was drunk. He'd take me out, 427 00:27:18,170 --> 00:27:20,264 walk me up and down so I wouldn't go to jail. 428 00:27:20,305 --> 00:27:22,240 He used to take them pretty girls 429 00:27:22,274 --> 00:27:25,039 right up the gangplank, put 'em in my bunk. 430 00:27:25,077 --> 00:27:28,172 He's my bosom buddy. I gotta go. 431 00:27:30,716 --> 00:27:34,312 Hey, me and Fred. He is your bosom buddy. 432 00:27:34,353 --> 00:27:37,118 So are you. I'll see you later. 433 00:28:00,145 --> 00:28:02,307 Boy, Robin, I'm in a pickle. 434 00:28:28,006 --> 00:28:30,305 Gee, Robin, I don't know. 435 00:28:32,010 --> 00:28:35,344 Baretta's voice: Honey boy, you wouldn't never steal something, 436 00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:38,043 or do something like that would you, Willy? 437 00:28:38,083 --> 00:28:40,075 I'm a good boy, Tony. 438 00:29:03,008 --> 00:29:05,068 Hold it! Hey, stop or I'll shoot! 439 00:29:05,110 --> 00:29:06,510 What's going on? 440 00:29:06,545 --> 00:29:09,606 The Sheriff of Nottingham! 441 00:29:09,648 --> 00:29:11,617 Hey, Janet, what's the matter? 442 00:29:11,650 --> 00:29:13,676 Oh, no. George, George! 443 00:29:13,719 --> 00:29:15,984 Hey, somebody help us! 444 00:29:16,021 --> 00:29:18,286 George! It's okay, baby. 445 00:29:18,323 --> 00:29:20,622 It's okay, it's okay. 446 00:29:20,659 --> 00:29:22,992 Come on, some help! Somebody! 447 00:29:38,677 --> 00:29:41,306 George, get that gun away from me! 448 00:29:45,484 --> 00:29:49,353 I couldn't help it! I come down steps It's about time, man... 449 00:29:54,993 --> 00:29:57,553 Shut up a minute! Stop it both of you! 450 00:29:57,596 --> 00:29:59,792 I'm a police officer. 451 00:29:59,998 --> 00:30:02,763 Let me just look at it. I'm not going to touch it. 452 00:30:02,801 --> 00:30:05,066 You're gonna be all right, I promise you. 453 00:30:05,103 --> 00:30:08,471 Just let me touch it, here. Just relax. 454 00:30:08,507 --> 00:30:11,272 She gonna be all right? I think so. 455 00:30:11,310 --> 00:30:14,576 Put the pressure on. It's gonna hurt a little bit. 456 00:30:14,613 --> 00:30:16,582 It's okay. It's okay. 457 00:30:16,615 --> 00:30:19,016 Let up on it for a couple seconds every minute. 458 00:30:19,051 --> 00:30:20,781 Hang on there. 459 00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:22,685 Now, tell me what happened here. 460 00:30:22,721 --> 00:30:24,781 I come running down the steps No, no, no. 461 00:30:24,823 --> 00:30:27,383 And all of a sudden this dude goes running by. 462 00:30:28,727 --> 00:30:31,458 This guy started running, I had to shoot at him. 463 00:30:31,496 --> 00:30:32,759 Shut up! 464 00:30:32,798 --> 00:30:35,324 I couldn't help it. It happens to everybody. 465 00:30:35,367 --> 00:30:37,836 It happens to everybody. It's all right, man. 466 00:30:38,036 --> 00:30:40,130 Just go cool out. It happens to everybody. 467 00:30:40,172 --> 00:30:42,334 George: It's gonna be all right, honey. 468 00:30:42,374 --> 00:30:45,242 What'd this guy look like? The guy that went by? 469 00:30:45,277 --> 00:30:47,075 Yeah. 470 00:30:47,112 --> 00:30:49,172 He was about your height. 471 00:30:49,214 --> 00:30:51,445 Except much heavier. 472 00:30:51,483 --> 00:30:53,748 Let me think. 473 00:30:53,785 --> 00:30:55,754 He's got curly hair. Curly hair. 474 00:30:55,787 --> 00:30:57,756 Except he was bald on the top. 475 00:30:57,789 --> 00:31:01,487 And he was wearing this old ratty army jacket. 476 00:31:01,526 --> 00:31:04,018 He was a crazy dude, man. 477 00:31:06,231 --> 00:31:08,427 Why do you say he was crazy? 478 00:31:08,467 --> 00:31:11,198 He was crazy, man. He started saying something about 479 00:31:11,236 --> 00:31:14,035 the Sheriff of Nottingham trying to kill him. 480 00:31:14,072 --> 00:31:17,406 Or something like that. I don't know. Oh, Willy. 481 00:31:17,442 --> 00:31:19,741 Oh, Willy. 482 00:31:30,589 --> 00:31:33,115 What've you got? Hello, Tony. 483 00:31:33,158 --> 00:31:34,592 I've been looking everywhere 484 00:31:34,626 --> 00:31:37,061 and all I found was other people looking. 485 00:31:37,095 --> 00:31:38,757 Oh man, me too. 486 00:31:38,797 --> 00:31:42,063 I know he didn't leave this city. He gotta be someplace. 487 00:31:44,069 --> 00:31:46,368 Come on, you old bloodhound. Come up with something. 488 00:31:46,405 --> 00:31:48,374 Get your sniffer working. I'm dry. 489 00:31:48,407 --> 00:31:50,433 We've looked in all the obvious places, 490 00:31:50,475 --> 00:31:52,273 but I just had a thought. 491 00:31:52,310 --> 00:31:55,246 What about when you and Willy were kids? 492 00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:57,249 Well, he was the moose and I was the mouse. 493 00:31:57,282 --> 00:31:59,478 He used to pick me up like a rag doll. 494 00:31:59,518 --> 00:32:02,078 But where did you go and play? Any special place? 495 00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:05,249 We played all over this city. Everywhere. 496 00:32:05,290 --> 00:32:08,021 But wasn't there any one place you'd go and hide. 497 00:32:09,461 --> 00:32:11,623 There was a lot of places where we hid. 498 00:32:13,999 --> 00:32:16,025 But when we were in trouble 499 00:32:16,067 --> 00:32:18,332 we used to play "Run Chief, Run," 500 00:32:18,370 --> 00:32:21,135 and we'd run to the junkyard and he'd throw me over the fence 501 00:32:21,173 --> 00:32:23,642 and he'd come in after me and then we'd go in the junk 502 00:32:23,675 --> 00:32:27,305 and nobody could find us. That's where he is, Billy. That's where he is. 503 00:32:45,564 --> 00:32:48,033 Hey, Willy! 504 00:32:48,066 --> 00:32:50,501 Run, chief, run! 505 00:32:52,737 --> 00:32:54,729 Here I come. 506 00:33:11,323 --> 00:33:13,383 Apples! 507 00:33:35,614 --> 00:33:38,015 N-nice dog. Hey-ho. 508 00:33:38,049 --> 00:33:41,042 Whoa, nice dog, now. Here now. 509 00:33:41,086 --> 00:33:45,148 Uh... 510 00:34:38,643 --> 00:34:40,578 Apples! 511 00:34:55,193 --> 00:34:57,185 Peaches! 512 00:34:59,130 --> 00:35:01,463 Come on, Willy! You ain't playing fair! 513 00:35:04,469 --> 00:35:06,665 I say... run, chief, run! 514 00:35:06,705 --> 00:35:08,697 Willy: Run, chief, run. 515 00:35:11,076 --> 00:35:13,068 You know I'm gonna find you. 516 00:35:14,079 --> 00:35:17,982 I'm the ace king Run-chief-runner of the world 517 00:35:57,489 --> 00:35:59,481 Apples! 518 00:36:03,361 --> 00:36:06,422 Apple. Willy: Apple. 519 00:36:06,464 --> 00:36:09,730 You dirty rat. 520 00:36:09,768 --> 00:36:14,638 I'm out there running all over looking for you. 521 00:36:14,673 --> 00:36:17,734 You don't tell me which way you are. 522 00:36:17,776 --> 00:36:23,071 No apples, no peaches, no bananas, nothing. 523 00:36:23,114 --> 00:36:25,083 You wasn't playing fair. 524 00:36:25,116 --> 00:36:27,085 Willy: You don't like me anymore! 525 00:36:27,118 --> 00:36:30,111 You think I've been bad! Baretta: Who said that? 526 00:36:31,756 --> 00:36:35,090 You was just being Robin Hood, right? Yeah. 527 00:36:35,126 --> 00:36:37,118 Robin Hood wasn't bad. 528 00:36:39,064 --> 00:36:40,999 He just lived a long time ago 529 00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:42,591 in another country, that's all. 530 00:36:42,634 --> 00:36:45,297 You don't like me anymore stealing. 531 00:36:45,336 --> 00:36:47,999 Nah, I ain't mad at you. 532 00:36:50,075 --> 00:36:52,567 You stole from the rich to give to the poor. 533 00:36:52,610 --> 00:36:55,079 That ain't a bad idea. 534 00:36:56,781 --> 00:37:00,013 Come on. Come on out with me. 535 00:37:00,051 --> 00:37:02,350 We'll go tell them all about it. We'll fix it. 536 00:37:02,387 --> 00:37:04,117 I'm not bad! 537 00:37:04,155 --> 00:37:06,488 I didn't say you was bad, partner. 538 00:37:09,060 --> 00:37:11,325 It's just that in this country, today... 539 00:37:11,362 --> 00:37:14,127 You can't steal from the rich and give to the poor. 540 00:37:14,165 --> 00:37:16,464 Why? 541 00:37:16,501 --> 00:37:18,970 On account of that's the government's job. 542 00:37:19,003 --> 00:37:21,666 That's their job. You don't want to take their job away? 543 00:37:21,706 --> 00:37:25,074 You don't want nobody to take your job away from you, Willy. 544 00:37:25,110 --> 00:37:28,103 You don't want 'em to take your stand away from you. 545 00:37:28,146 --> 00:37:30,581 No, Tony, no one's taking my stand! 546 00:37:30,615 --> 00:37:33,084 Oh, no, honey boy. 547 00:37:33,118 --> 00:37:35,644 I didn't say nobody's gonna take your stand. 548 00:37:35,687 --> 00:37:37,713 Come on with me. 549 00:37:37,756 --> 00:37:39,748 We're gonna fix it. 550 00:37:40,759 --> 00:37:43,354 Come on. 551 00:37:43,394 --> 00:37:45,192 Come on. 552 00:37:50,068 --> 00:37:51,798 Are you my best friend again? 553 00:37:52,003 --> 00:37:54,199 I'm your best friend forever. 554 00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:56,071 Run, chief, run! 555 00:38:02,747 --> 00:38:04,943 Come on. 556 00:38:04,983 --> 00:38:07,077 Do you love me? 557 00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:09,485 I love you, partner. 558 00:38:09,521 --> 00:38:12,616 I love you more than I love Fred. 559 00:38:12,657 --> 00:38:14,956 I'm just trying to figure out 560 00:38:14,993 --> 00:38:17,189 which of you is more trouble, that's all. 561 00:38:23,034 --> 00:38:25,094 Come on, man. 562 00:38:25,136 --> 00:38:27,435 Come on! 563 00:38:35,547 --> 00:38:37,641 Come on! 564 00:38:43,788 --> 00:38:47,782 Hey, how did you get past that nut dog? 565 00:38:47,992 --> 00:38:51,019 Oh, you locked it up? He was gonna eat me, sure I did. 566 00:38:51,062 --> 00:38:54,055 I'll bring some water. You don't need no water for the dog. 567 00:38:54,098 --> 00:38:55,566 Come on, we're gonna go. 568 00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:58,263 Hey, last one over the fence is a toad in the pants. 569 00:38:58,303 --> 00:38:59,794 I'm going! I'm going! 570 00:39:00,004 --> 00:39:01,563 Hit it, Willy! 571 00:39:04,976 --> 00:39:06,968 Attaboy! 572 00:39:15,720 --> 00:39:17,348 All right, hold it right there. 573 00:39:17,388 --> 00:39:18,754 It's okay, relax. 574 00:39:18,957 --> 00:39:21,950 I'm Tony Baretta, Detective. I'm bringing in a prisoner. 575 00:39:21,993 --> 00:39:24,326 Do you recognize me? Here's my badge. 576 00:39:24,362 --> 00:39:27,423 Willy: Tony, I'm afraid of him. I don't want to play prisoner. 577 00:39:27,465 --> 00:39:28,592 It's okay. See? 578 00:39:28,633 --> 00:39:31,068 There's an APB out on him, he's dangerous. 579 00:39:31,102 --> 00:39:33,162 I know all about it. I'm bringing him in. 580 00:39:33,204 --> 00:39:35,230 I got it under control. Just relax. 581 00:39:35,273 --> 00:39:37,708 You can't handle him alone. I can handle him! 582 00:39:37,742 --> 00:39:40,211 What are you tensing up for? Put those things away. 583 00:39:40,245 --> 00:39:43,044 He's my prisoner. Here, look what I'm doing. 584 00:39:43,081 --> 00:39:46,051 We're gonna play a little game now. 585 00:39:46,084 --> 00:39:48,519 It's called the prisoner game. 586 00:39:48,553 --> 00:39:51,113 You know, like the comic books you read. 587 00:39:51,155 --> 00:39:53,715 We're gonna be actors. You act like a prisoner. 588 00:39:53,758 --> 00:39:56,250 I don't like this game. See what I'm doing here? 589 00:39:56,294 --> 00:39:59,560 It's okay, I got the clinks on him. Okay, Baretta, bring him over. 590 00:39:59,597 --> 00:40:03,364 Hey, wait a minute, Willy. Let's go talk to 'em for a minute. 591 00:40:03,401 --> 00:40:06,769 See? Hold it. You tricked me, Tony! 592 00:40:06,804 --> 00:40:10,172 I didn't trick you. Hold on, I'm your friend. I didn't tr... 593 00:40:10,208 --> 00:40:11,608 We're good friends. 594 00:40:11,643 --> 00:40:15,045 We've been friends forever. Did I ever let you down? 595 00:40:15,079 --> 00:40:18,777 Need help? No, I don't need help. 596 00:40:18,816 --> 00:40:20,148 Hold it, Willy! 597 00:40:20,184 --> 00:40:22,483 Halt! Damn it, Willy! 598 00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:24,421 No! Get back... 599 00:40:24,455 --> 00:40:27,015 I love you. Don't you believe me, man? 600 00:40:27,058 --> 00:40:29,823 I've loved you all my life. We've been good friends. 601 00:40:30,028 --> 00:40:31,758 Do you hear me? Oh, Lordy! 602 00:40:31,796 --> 00:40:34,027 Come here, Willy! 603 00:40:36,034 --> 00:40:38,401 I love you, pal. I ain't gonna let you down. 604 00:40:38,436 --> 00:40:41,201 No matter where they take you, no matter what happens, 605 00:40:41,239 --> 00:40:43,401 I'm gonna be with you, do you hear me? 606 00:40:43,441 --> 00:40:46,172 I'll stay with you. I promise with all my heart. 607 00:40:46,210 --> 00:40:48,475 I'm gonna be with you. Do you hear me, man? 608 00:40:48,513 --> 00:40:50,675 I promise you. 609 00:40:50,715 --> 00:40:52,445 Can I go home? 610 00:40:53,451 --> 00:40:55,420 I'll figure it out. 611 00:40:55,453 --> 00:40:58,321 Someway, I'll make it so you can go home. 612 00:40:59,824 --> 00:41:01,690 Cross your heart? 613 00:41:01,726 --> 00:41:03,991 I cross my heart and hope to die. 614 00:41:13,004 --> 00:41:15,132 Did I hurt you, Tony? 615 00:41:19,077 --> 00:41:21,637 No you didn't hurt me. 616 00:41:23,514 --> 00:41:26,575 Hey, hey, come on, sweet pea. 617 00:41:26,617 --> 00:41:29,052 Let's go, okay? 618 00:41:30,822 --> 00:41:32,620 Can I ride in the front seat? 619 00:41:34,459 --> 00:41:36,792 You can ride in the front seat with me. 620 00:41:38,329 --> 00:41:40,355 And make the sirene go. 621 00:41:41,599 --> 00:41:45,593 I promise you, it'll be the best sirene you ever heard. 622 00:41:49,173 --> 00:41:51,108 Come on. 623 00:42:09,494 --> 00:42:11,725 Tony, you up? 624 00:42:14,799 --> 00:42:16,768 I am now, honey boy. 625 00:42:16,801 --> 00:42:20,169 Come on, I told you I'm gonna stay here all night with you. 626 00:42:20,204 --> 00:42:23,003 Go on to sleep now. Go on. 627 00:42:23,041 --> 00:42:25,101 I'm going home tomorrow? 628 00:42:25,143 --> 00:42:29,046 Yeah, we're gonna explain everything to the judge, 629 00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:31,515 then you're gonna go home. 630 00:42:31,549 --> 00:42:33,609 Come on now, sweet pea, go to sleep. 631 00:42:33,651 --> 00:42:37,053 You know I need my own bed? 632 00:42:42,093 --> 00:42:44,153 Excuse me, Mr. Rico. 633 00:42:44,195 --> 00:42:46,596 Explain to me what happened in there, will you? 634 00:42:46,631 --> 00:42:48,600 Look, we have to talk to the judge first. 635 00:42:48,633 --> 00:42:51,068 Then he'll announce his decision in court. 636 00:42:51,102 --> 00:42:53,594 Willy's off the hook? You got him off? It's all right? 637 00:42:57,075 --> 00:43:00,102 Baretta, the psychiatrist says Willy has a problem 638 00:43:00,144 --> 00:43:02,113 determining reality from fantasy. 639 00:43:02,146 --> 00:43:04,479 Wait... you guys are selling him down the river? 640 00:43:04,515 --> 00:43:07,576 He don't have no problem with reality. I've known him all my life. 641 00:43:07,618 --> 00:43:09,416 He knows what's going on. Tony. 642 00:43:09,454 --> 00:43:12,117 Hey, Willy boy. How's it going? Am I going home now? 643 00:43:12,156 --> 00:43:15,615 Yeah, well... pretty soon. We're gonna work it out. 644 00:43:15,660 --> 00:43:17,993 We're gonna fix it, ain't we, Mr. Rico? 645 00:43:18,029 --> 00:43:20,589 All right, gentlemen, I'll see you now. 646 00:43:20,631 --> 00:43:23,157 Excuse me, sir... Your Honor, 647 00:43:23,201 --> 00:43:26,660 my name is Tony Baretta and I'm the arresting officer. 648 00:43:26,704 --> 00:43:28,673 I'm also a friend of Willy's 649 00:43:28,706 --> 00:43:31,369 and I'd like to come in if I could, please. 650 00:43:31,409 --> 00:43:33,640 All right, we shouldn't be long. 651 00:43:37,615 --> 00:43:39,345 It's okay. 652 00:43:46,290 --> 00:43:48,259 There seems to be complete agreement 653 00:43:48,292 --> 00:43:50,261 on the part of the prosecution and defense. 654 00:43:50,294 --> 00:43:53,093 Since most of the stolen goods have been returned, 655 00:43:53,131 --> 00:43:55,157 it would seem to be a simple case. 656 00:43:55,199 --> 00:43:57,430 Is that correct, gentlemen? All: Yes, Your Honor. 657 00:43:57,468 --> 00:43:59,369 Then we can move right along. 658 00:43:59,403 --> 00:44:01,702 We feel, Willy, 659 00:44:01,739 --> 00:44:03,708 that it would be in your best interests 660 00:44:03,741 --> 00:44:06,210 if you were held for observation and therapy 661 00:44:06,244 --> 00:44:08,372 for an undetermined time... 662 00:44:08,412 --> 00:44:11,109 Subject to the review of this court, of course. 663 00:44:11,149 --> 00:44:13,983 That's the psychiatrist's recommendation too. 664 00:44:14,018 --> 00:44:16,112 No, Tony says I'm going home. 665 00:44:16,154 --> 00:44:19,318 Your Honor, you can't put Willy away in one of them kind of places. 666 00:44:19,357 --> 00:44:21,258 I'm going home, Tony, you promised. 667 00:44:21,292 --> 00:44:25,059 Right... sir, you can't put Willy in some observation... 668 00:44:25,096 --> 00:44:28,123 Are you attempting to tell this court what it can and cannot do? 669 00:44:28,166 --> 00:44:29,998 No, sir, Your Honor. 670 00:44:30,034 --> 00:44:33,129 I'm just telling you that's the wrong thing to do to Willy. 671 00:44:33,171 --> 00:44:36,005 This session in chambers is at an end. 672 00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:39,033 Gentlemen, we can return to the court. Hold on just a second. 673 00:44:39,076 --> 00:44:42,069 Officer Baretta, I can have you held in contempt. Bailiff! 674 00:44:42,113 --> 00:44:43,809 No, no, I know. I'm sorry. 675 00:44:44,015 --> 00:44:45,483 I won't get out of line. 676 00:44:45,516 --> 00:44:49,044 Just give me two minutes of your time, Your Honor, please. 677 00:44:49,086 --> 00:44:51,146 Just two minutes? 678 00:44:51,189 --> 00:44:54,182 We're talking about a whole human being here, sir. 679 00:45:02,433 --> 00:45:04,299 Your Honor, you can't put... 680 00:45:04,335 --> 00:45:06,327 Willy away for observation. 681 00:45:06,370 --> 00:45:09,306 If you do, I'll tell you what you're gonna observe, 682 00:45:09,340 --> 00:45:11,741 and it ain't any recommendations. 683 00:45:11,776 --> 00:45:14,507 You're gonna see a sweet, gentle guy 684 00:45:14,545 --> 00:45:16,639 go crazy and die. 685 00:45:16,681 --> 00:45:19,082 You can't put him in one of them places, sir. 686 00:45:19,116 --> 00:45:20,982 He needs to be in his own place, 687 00:45:21,018 --> 00:45:22,987 where there are people that love him. 688 00:45:23,020 --> 00:45:25,421 It's not a matter of playing Robin Hood. 689 00:45:25,456 --> 00:45:27,425 Every child does that. 690 00:45:27,458 --> 00:45:29,222 This man has injured someone, 691 00:45:29,260 --> 00:45:32,025 no matter for what cause. You yourself were injured. 692 00:45:32,063 --> 00:45:34,589 They were after him with a knife, sir. 693 00:45:34,632 --> 00:45:36,726 They hurt him bad, and even then 694 00:45:36,767 --> 00:45:39,100 he just grabbed the knife hand and held it. 695 00:45:39,136 --> 00:45:41,128 Willy's a first offender, sir, 696 00:45:41,172 --> 00:45:43,141 with extenuating circumstances. 697 00:45:43,174 --> 00:45:45,109 I know the law. All I want you to do 698 00:45:45,142 --> 00:45:47,043 is treat him like a first offender. 699 00:45:47,078 --> 00:45:49,047 He has the mind of an eight-year-old. 700 00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:53,017 Treat him like an eight... you don't put an eight-year-old away for a first offense. 701 00:45:53,050 --> 00:45:55,315 He isn't eight! Look at him. 702 00:45:58,656 --> 00:46:01,592 He's a lot sweeter than a lot of eight-year-olds I know. 703 00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:05,486 Willy never hurt anybody in his whole life, Your Honor. 704 00:46:05,529 --> 00:46:08,658 All the time we were kids he never hurt anybody. 705 00:46:08,699 --> 00:46:12,227 When he grew up, his mother died, he had to take care of himself. 706 00:46:12,270 --> 00:46:15,069 He's never hurt anybody in his whole life. Never. 707 00:46:15,106 --> 00:46:17,439 You can't just throw away a whole life 708 00:46:17,475 --> 00:46:19,774 of being kind and gentle on account of a... 709 00:46:19,977 --> 00:46:21,707 A couple of seconds of self-defense. 710 00:46:21,746 --> 00:46:25,012 I know people that would come through that door, 711 00:46:25,049 --> 00:46:27,382 a hundred of them, I promise you, a hundred, 712 00:46:27,418 --> 00:46:30,718 that would tell you how much they loved Willy if you asked them. 713 00:46:30,755 --> 00:46:33,156 Still, someone has got to be responsible. 714 00:46:34,258 --> 00:46:36,420 I'll be responsible. 715 00:46:36,460 --> 00:46:38,122 I'll be responsible, Your Honor. 716 00:46:38,162 --> 00:46:41,132 The State doesn't have to take responsibility. I will. 717 00:46:41,165 --> 00:46:42,793 I'll do it. 718 00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:45,993 There was I time when I thought... I'm sorry, Willy, it's true. 719 00:46:46,037 --> 00:46:48,734 When we was growing up, there was a time, honey boy, 720 00:46:48,773 --> 00:46:52,266 when I thought it'd be better if they put you away in the country. 721 00:46:52,310 --> 00:46:54,370 I thought that'd be the best thing for you. 722 00:46:54,412 --> 00:46:56,677 But I wasn't thinking of what was best for him. 723 00:46:56,714 --> 00:47:00,311 He ain't a... a... a threat to society. 724 00:47:00,351 --> 00:47:02,946 He's a part of society. Like... like... 725 00:47:02,987 --> 00:47:05,149 He's a part of us and we're a part of him. 726 00:47:05,189 --> 00:47:07,681 He makes a contribution, Your Honor. 727 00:47:07,725 --> 00:47:11,127 He took a bunch of wood and boards... 728 00:47:11,162 --> 00:47:13,427 and junk and he put it together and he made one 729 00:47:13,464 --> 00:47:15,160 of the best newsstands you ever saw. 730 00:47:15,199 --> 00:47:18,192 And he plunked it right down in the middle of this city 731 00:47:18,235 --> 00:47:22,104 and he made it work! He was a success where other people failed. 732 00:47:22,139 --> 00:47:26,372 He's clean and neat and organized. 733 00:47:26,410 --> 00:47:28,572 He takes good care of himself. 734 00:47:28,612 --> 00:47:30,513 Everybody likes him, and... 735 00:47:30,548 --> 00:47:32,517 his apartment where he lives, 736 00:47:32,550 --> 00:47:34,519 it's a hell of a lot cleaner than mine 737 00:47:34,552 --> 00:47:37,181 if I cleaned mine for a year! 738 00:47:37,221 --> 00:47:39,986 For the love of God, Your Honor, 739 00:47:40,024 --> 00:47:42,118 I say that with all reverence, 740 00:47:42,159 --> 00:47:44,094 what does Willy have to do? 741 00:47:44,128 --> 00:47:47,326 What does he have to do before he's a person? 742 00:47:48,599 --> 00:47:52,297 What does he have to do before he gets the same rights as you and me? 743 00:47:53,304 --> 00:47:55,205 You and me, with our perfect brains, 744 00:47:55,239 --> 00:47:58,107 that we could go out and live for a whole lifetime 745 00:47:58,142 --> 00:48:02,409 and we would never have half of the goodness Willy has. 746 00:48:03,614 --> 00:48:06,083 And how many people, Your Honor, 747 00:48:06,117 --> 00:48:07,585 I'm asking you from your heart, 748 00:48:07,618 --> 00:48:09,985 how many people would come through that door 749 00:48:10,020 --> 00:48:12,012 and say that they loved us? 750 00:48:13,991 --> 00:48:16,460 Willy's like a bird. Like a free bird, 751 00:48:16,494 --> 00:48:19,760 just flying around in his own time and place, 752 00:48:21,065 --> 00:48:23,034 but if you try to put him in a cage, 753 00:48:23,067 --> 00:48:25,559 he's gonna bang up against that cage 754 00:48:25,603 --> 00:48:28,402 and bang up against it, and he's gonna die, Your Honor. 755 00:48:30,074 --> 00:48:32,043 That's what's going to happen to Willy. 756 00:48:32,076 --> 00:48:34,443 You take him away from us, 757 00:48:34,478 --> 00:48:37,004 and you're going to kill him. 758 00:48:37,047 --> 00:48:39,414 And if he dies, 759 00:48:39,450 --> 00:48:41,510 we're all going to die a little bit. 760 00:48:43,087 --> 00:48:46,148 Please save him, Your Honor, please, 761 00:48:46,190 --> 00:48:49,024 save all of us. 762 00:49:01,539 --> 00:49:04,236 If I knew it was going to be your apartment and chili dogs, 763 00:49:04,275 --> 00:49:06,676 I would've have dressed a little more appropriate. 764 00:49:06,710 --> 00:49:09,043 Have patience, my dove. 765 00:49:09,079 --> 00:49:11,742 This humble chili dog represents the first act 766 00:49:11,949 --> 00:49:15,249 in what will be the great Italian drama of your life. 767 00:49:15,286 --> 00:49:17,255 And the second act? 768 00:49:17,288 --> 00:49:18,756 Hey, Tony! Tony! 769 00:49:18,956 --> 00:49:21,448 Alice the crazy lady is cooking some chicken soup. 770 00:49:21,492 --> 00:49:23,723 She'll be up in a few minutes. A few minutes?! 771 00:49:23,761 --> 00:49:25,696 Maybe your cousin would like some. No, no! 772 00:49:25,729 --> 00:49:29,291 Have you been related long? Put the soup where the sun never shines. 773 00:49:29,333 --> 00:49:31,097 I don't want any chicken soup. 774 00:49:31,135 --> 00:49:34,003 Willy: Chili dogs! What are you doing here? 775 00:49:34,038 --> 00:49:35,438 What is this? A present. 776 00:49:35,473 --> 00:49:37,635 For me? Fred. 777 00:49:37,675 --> 00:49:39,405 Here, go give Fred his present. 778 00:49:41,312 --> 00:49:43,406 Come on, Willy! Attaboy! 779 00:49:46,750 --> 00:49:50,278 Willy, that present didn't come from Sherwood Forest did it? 780 00:49:53,491 --> 00:49:55,016 Hard cash, Tony. 781 00:49:55,059 --> 00:49:58,029 Attaboy! Willy, how would you like 782 00:49:58,062 --> 00:50:00,497 a nice big bowl of chicken soup? 783 00:50:00,531 --> 00:50:03,057 Hello. 784 00:50:03,100 --> 00:50:04,796 To go with the chili dogs? 785 00:50:05,002 --> 00:50:07,631 Yeah... no, I mean downstairs! 786 00:50:07,671 --> 00:50:10,368 Alice! Hurry up with that chicken soup 787 00:50:10,407 --> 00:50:12,342 and the kreplachs. We're having a party! 788 00:50:12,376 --> 00:50:14,174 We're not having any kreplachs! 789 00:50:14,211 --> 00:50:16,043 Alice! I don't want any chicken... 790 00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:18,049 Honey, if you ever have a family reunion, 791 00:50:18,082 --> 00:50:19,778 he'll have to hire Chicago. 792 00:50:20,784 --> 00:50:22,776 Terrific.